Life Explained – July 15.2011

On the first day, God created the dog and said:
‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at
anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you
a life span of twenty years.’
The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking.
How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the
other ten?’
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
‘Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For
this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.’
The monkey said: ‘Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give
you back ten like the Dog did?’
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
‘You must go into the field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to
support the farmer’s family. For this, I will give you a
life span of sixty years.’
The cow said: ‘That’s kind of a tough life you want
me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I’ll
give back the other forty?’
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said:
‘Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this,
I’ll give you twenty years.’
But man said: ‘Only twenty years? Could you possibly
give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the
monkey gave back, and the ten
the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?’
‘Okay,’ said God, ‘You asked for it.’
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep,
play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave
in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we
do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the
last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at
Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I’m doing it as a public service..
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss
slowly! Love truly! Laugh uncontrollably! And remember you
are Loved….Always!!

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About Robynn

Robynn Jaymes has spent her whole life in radio… 30 years!! And almost half of them have been at Star Country. Originally from Cincinnati, Robynn came to the area as a Liberty University student. Along with all things country music, Robynn is a big fan of Football!—The Virginia Tech Hokies, The Washington Redskins and, of course, the Cincinnati Bengals. And also, “I’m addicted to the Weather Channel,” she says. Right now, Robynn is a big fan if the music coming from Miranda Lambert, Lady Antebellum and Kenny Chesney! Robynn is also a winner of the Billboard Air Personality of the Year award. Hear all new Warm & Fuzzies with Robynn M-F at 11:45AM!

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